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I hate it when that happens.
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Apparently, if you botch bad enough on an investigation roll, it can still kill you.
Take what you can. Give nothing back.
In other news, that death marked the beginning of my games' seeming loathing for all of my players' Familiars.
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-- Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? - Hoban Washburn, Firefly Episode 2 --
-- Everything that lives must someday die and die alone, barring any unfortunate run-in or shift into undeath, wherein the lines become considerably more blurred --
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Apparently, if you botch bad enough on an investigation roll, it can still kill you.
Take what you can. Give nothing back.
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-- Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? - Hoban Washburn, Firefly Episode 2 --
-- Everything that lives must someday die and die alone, barring any unfortunate run-in or shift into undeath, wherein the lines become considerably more blurred --
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-my brother\'s retarded cat is going to eat you-
IF KITTY DON\'T GET YOU, THE RAVE GNOMES WILL!
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Apparently, if you botch bad enough on an investigation roll, it can still kill you.
Take what you can. Give nothing back.
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"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you"
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